I'M BACK !! OH YEAH.

Ladies and Gentlemen, un extrait de mon carnet de voyage !! Recopie avec les fautes d'anglais, sans les accents. Illustration : En attendant l'embarquement a Roissy Charles de Gaulle.

6h50, reveil : la derniere navette pour la gare Lorraine TGV est a 6h45. Panique. Je pars. J'oublie : bottes, lecteur mp3, travaux, CV... Pas le passeportm ouf. 

Le train a du retard. Ouf. J'arrive a l'heure a CDG sans m'etre perdue entre gare de l'est et gare du nord (belle gare, btw).

13h00 : l'avion decolle. Ma voisine ferme le store du hublot : je demenage. Il n'y a pas de repas dans cet avion ? Ah si ouf. Trois en fait. (en 7h de vol !) (hey ! they had a vegetarian dish ! Awesome!)

+3h36 : GROENLAND !! OMG OMG !!! 

Film : The Joneses (The Jones en France).

Musique : Enya + The Who (I can see for miles and miles and miles... tres approprie.) (I actually really can !! Awesome !)

The clouds are so beautiful it made me cry. On survole le Canada.>> Je pleure en pensant que [...]. Good god I'll miss him SO MUCH. 

J'essaye d'imaginer la reaction d'un grand maitre de la Renaissance s'il etait a ma place, plusieurs km au dessus du sol, voyant ces mers de nuages que personne a son epoque n'avait pu voir !!

2:55 pm PHILADELPHIA !! It must have been raining and the rooftops are sparkling golden under the sun ! It's so beautiful ! 

I've never been through that many security checks. Amazing.

Art in the airport.

The first thing that hit me when I got off the plane was that smell... Fried things... 

It smells like frying in the most remote place of the airport ! 

Food court.. The muffins are, like, THIS big. (3x a French one...)

+1h30 : Philadelphia is in Pennsylvania ?! Hey I could write a message to Peter.

I have US$10 with me. >> Spiced chai latte + carrot cake. 

EW this is so greasy !! The icing of the carrot cake is too sweet and really fattened... As for the latte... It feels and tastes like spiced CREAM. Like, EW.

But I'll have them anyway. It's 10:55pm in France.

It's been a long time since I was THIS excited to travel. I'm so happy !!

OK this is just gross. I think I'm going to puke. No way I'll eat / drink anymore of that super sweet - greasy stuff. I feel like it clogged my arteries already. 

6:03pm : OK, 3 hours in, 2 more to go. I like airports but this is boring. I'm too shy to talk to people. I don't want to read my book. Good luck for finding free entertainment in here (I spent my $10 on yucky food).

I'm sleepy. It's 1 fucking am in France. 19 hours awake - geez, I am so not strong. 

On the plane : I sat beside Maria [...] : she's an exchange physiology Ontarian student. So nice. I'll see her in December in Lyon. 

At home finally. It smells like home. Feels so good ! I'm doing great. My room... I forgot how moelleux the stair carpet is. It's orgasmic footstepping. 

The bedsheets were the same... It felt so good. 

GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE. To be continued...